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I’m moody, grumpy, distracted and tired today. Oh and did I mention how freaking horny I am? I think that is the root of the problem (pun intended – Australians refer to having sex as a ‘root’ in slang – stay with me readers from everywhere else), It’s been almost a week since I’ve had sex and I’m twitchy…I can’t sleep at night and I have no motivation to do anything. I’d almost say it’s that time of the month as anything that resembles chocolate or twisties are on high-rotation of my favourite foods list but it’s not; this has been and gone this month.

On the upside I caught up with Manly Matt last night – lord than man can kiss! We hung out (re: he drank beer, I drank white wine and we talked) before heading to the movies to see the Wolf of Wall Street which was a better choice than Wolf Creek 2 (a slasher/horror flick about a crazy Australian ‘Crocodile Dundee’ carving up the tourists). The wolf of wall street needs no introduction – if you haven’t seen it be warned…This film is basically money, sales, drugs, sex, more sex, sex, sex, a hilarious portrayal of a zombie trying to drive a car, more sex, prison.  No wonder I have sex on the brain…and all I got was a good night kiss (or 2 or 3…Ok, ok a mini makeout session in his car) because he had to work at 5am this morning….

PS. Also my iPhone charger with the extra long lead broke the other day…Which means I can’t even watch videos on my phone in bed anymore #firstworldproblems

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